So, let’s say you have a couple of hundred bucks—or even $50, or $25. You could have a nice dinner, buy a good bottle of wine, or see a show. But once you do, that’s it. It’s gone. The only thing you have left is the memory. But think about it: have you ever had a dining experience or seen a show that was so good—so satisfying—that it made you …um…well…orgasm? I mean literally orgasm?
I’m guessing not. But for that same expenditure, you could give yourself the gift that keeps giving: a good glass dildo (or for just a little more, a stainless steel sex toy). All kinds of recent medical studies have demonstrated that a good orgasm is good for your physical, mental, and emotional health…and it’s cheaper than an exercise bike or home gym equipment, and a heck of a lot more fun. And for you runners out there: I have heard of a “runner’s high,” but never a “runner’s orgasm.”
And since glass and stainless steel toys last a lifetime (and more), they provide returns in perpetuity. If you prorate the cost of the toy over the years you’ll get to enjoy it, your actual cost is probably less than a penny a day, because unlike other sex toy materials (latex, rubber, gels, etc.), glass and stainless steel don’t break down over time; so they never wear out. How’s that for an excellent long-term investment during these financially challenging times? Even if you could find a stock, bond, mutual fund or other long-term investment that yields incredible returns, they might make you giddy with excitement, but they won’t make you orgasm…unless, of course, you happen to be Donald Trump.
As an added consideration, glass and stainless steel are the most eco-friendly materials out there. They are completely recyclable and unlike most other sex toy materials, they are not made from petroleum-based chemicals.
So, be smart and ride out this recession in style. Chances are, you’ll still be riding long after the economy recovers.